User blog:AustinCarter4Ever/I Can't Beat Coil...

Yeah, remember those 2012 days when I said I was the best at everything and I was an attention hoarder? *Shudders* I'm glad I changed... and I kinda forgot why I brought this up XD

But anyways, I love Snake; I love snakes. I love Metal Gear Solid. So when Nitrome released Coil yesterday, I thought I'd be able to breeze through it liek I did Bump Battle Royale. NOPE. I started sucking at the game as soon as I hit level three. Go on and laugh, I'm pathetic at icon games. Just liek the real Austin Carter...

It doesn't mean the I hate the game (I think it's an awesume concept), but it was too much for me...

I haven't lied about the Nitrome games that I beat, but notice that I only went for the easy games? Heheheh, I'm not a real gamer...