User blog:NOBODY/April Fools - your jokes are needed!

Hi all!

With April Fools just around the corner (this coming Monday!), I've been thinking of stuff to do for the front page for April Fool's (And I've got permission).

So, do you have any ideas? Because I don't, I have two ideas for the slider and 2/3 did you know's for the front page, and the fake Featured Article, the unusual battle of the week, and strange poll.

However, since I haven't got anything down, I'm asking if anyone has any witty idea or joke for the front page. Currently, I need: Although I do have an idea for the Featured Article, an unusual battle of the week, and a strange poll, you can also submit ideas for them, and if I find it better than mines, I'll use it.
 * Two more slider ideas (I may not be able to do the art for the two I've thought of, so any ideas will be appreciated)
 * Five or more did your know's for the Did You Know section
 * Anything else that could go well with the page

Anyway, thanks for reading! Post your jokes or ideas below!