User blog comment:NOBODY/Nitrome News: Aron Steed and the Plastic Plant/@comment-24707114-20150525131533/@comment-4628859-20150526170848

I'd have to disagree with that since the person, in this case Aaron Steed, had nothing to do with my intentions of humor because what I wanted to make appear funny was not that "this is what Aaron Steed said" but "this is what the plastic plant is believed to be doing". In short, and the whole reason I am simplifying is not because I am doubting your intelligence, my dear friend, this blog post was intended to be impersonal and about the insane, unfounded, imaginative ramblings revolving around a plastic plant in the Nitrome office.

Further more, I could have taken out all references to Aaron Steed, changed the plant to some other object, and applied the same mind control belief to make Nitrome feel like abandoning their game company and becoming some other business. The fact that someone would become offended by this is just a misunderstanding. I honestly doubt that could ever be more than a misunderstanding and it appears it would be illogical, I mean this impersonally, my dear friend, that I should agree what I never intended to offend was deliberately offensive.

Now having said all that, I would just like to say I want to avoid the assumption that I believe that your comments about the supposed mocking of this blog post was interpreted by me as trying to say that I was wrong and, therefore, I was reacting out of a supposed injured pride. And, though this is becoming almost unnecessary to avoid apparent disrespect, I am saying this only to avoid misunderstandings.

Now I have a feeling that "no offense" would have summed up that last paragraph XD