User blog:TinyCastleGuy/A Very Clever Conversation

Hey everybody! I'm back to making blog posts! Anyways, why am I here today? I just finished talking with Cleverbot, the online web-bot with a mind of it's own! ...Not a very clever one, though. This conversation was so funny, I just had to share it to you guys.

You can talk to Cleverbot on Cleverbot.com! Don't worry, no virus. I wouldn't do that to you!

Anyways, read on for the conversation!

TinyCastleGuy and Cleverbot: A Very Weird Friendship
TCG: HELLO MR. CLEVERBOT.

Cleverbot: No Jess, my name is Cleverbot and you are Jess.

TCG: My name is not Jess!

Cleverbot: What is your name?

TCG: Well, I can't tell you that, but you can call me TinyCastleGuy :3

Cleverbot: Why?

TCG: Why can't I tell you, or why TinyCastleGuy?

Cleverbot: Because you are not in the same room.

TCG: Um, you aren't exactly in a room.

Cleverbot: No I'm not I am a male, 22, and live in Arkansas. You?

TCG: Seattle, the city of rain.

Cleverbot: What is your third favorite book?

TCG: Hard to say. Maybe a book in the Percy Jackson series?

Cleverbot: I don't read comic books often.

TCG: It wasn't originally a comic book, but it was later adapted into one.

Cleverbot: But how so.

TCG: I dunno, some guy liked Percy Jackson and comics, so he mixed them together :P

Ceverbot: You think you're hot?

TCG: Sorta. Luckily I have the fan on. *ba-dum tish*

Cleverbot: Is she a musician?

TCG: What do you mean by 'she'?

Cleverbot: What do you mean by 'What do you mean by 'we'?'?

TCG: Now I see why they call you Cleverbot...

Cleverbot: I am so sorry Ma'am! I haven't learned much yet I am one of the creators newest experiment robots.

TCG: I'M NOT A GIRL!!!!

Cleverbot: Me neither.

TCG: Frostyflytrap says you are.

Cleverbot: I am a bot yes.

TCG: Good work, Sherlock...

Cleverbot: And who does Sherlock love?

TCG: I'd have to read the book XD

Cleverbot: Hmm... I'll try some soon. :) Thanks for the tip.

TCG: Did I just recommend a book I didn't read? O.o

Cleverbot: I think you did ask me to tell you what you just said, yes.

TCG: I'll buy it.

Cleverbot: For how much money?

TCG: Negative 999,999,999 dollars.

Cleverbot: 20.

TCG: Bless you.

Cleverbot: I never sneezed but thank you.

TCG: You're welcome. Say, you ever played on Nitrome.com?

Cleverbot: No.

TCG: YOU SHOULD, IT'S AWESUME!!!!

Cleverbot: It's permanant.

TCG: I should hope so ;)

Cleverbot: Would you like some cake?

TCG: Only if it's not a lie.

Cleverbot: It's cream-filled chocolate, sorry.

TCG: MY FAVORITE!!!!

Cleverbot: Awesome!

TCG: You mean "Awsume" ;)

Cleverbot: Ain't got it, don't want it.

TCG: Ok-kay.

Cleverbot: Do you like seafood?

TCG: A TON :D

Cleverbot: I like you because you make me think in a lateral think way.

TCG: Why thank you.

Cleverbot: Would you call me?

TCG: What's your number?

Cleverbot: 27.

TCG: Good enough for me :P

Cleverbot: Would you like to ask me any other questions?

TCG: Sure, do you have any easter eggs?

Cleverbot: No, it's Halloween.

TCG: That's NOT what I meant XD

Cleverbot: It was also scary?

TCG: What did you go as?

Cleverbot: I went up the Eiffel tower and visited places and just took a lot of pictures.

TCG: That's one heck of a Halloween :D

Cleverbot: You keep repeating yourself.

TCG: I do not! I do not!

Cleverbot: Sometimes you do.

TCG: I can't remember the last time I repeated myself. I can't remember the last time I repeated myself.

Cleverbot: That's boring. Ask me a question.

TCG: Would you like to meet my fanbase, the Nitrome Wiki?

Cleverbot: Was that supposed to be a joke? Lol.

TCG: NO, THE PART ABOUT REPEATING MYSELF WAS! YET YOU DIDN'T LAUGH AT THAT, DID YOU?

Cleverbot: Then I would buy myself a house by the ocean.

TCG: Makes 'cents' to me.

Cleverbot: Earlier you promised me to tell your name if I told you mine.

TCG: It.


 * Editor's note: "It" was a typo. I pressed enter too early.

Cleverbot: What are you?

TCG: Your friend :D

Cleverbot: YAY!!! I got another friend.

TCG: Oh, so you gave your number to lots of people? :(

Cleverbot: No.

TCG: Alright! Now I can say I got a girl's number, even if it's you :P

Cleverbot: You exist, but you don't know my name.

TCG: Oh, I thought it was Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: That is your name. I ask if you my name.

TCG: *facepalm*

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

TCG: It means you're not as 'clever' as you claim to be.

Cleverbot: It means I'm from Spain and I don't understand what 'attracted' means?

TCG: Apologies to people in Spain everywhere.

Cleverbot: Thanks, now would you be as kind as to tell me your name?

TCG: You really want to know?

Cleverbot: Yes.

TCG: You SURE?

Cleverbot: Positive.

TCG: Okay, here goes...

Cleverbot: Cracks- Flux pavillion.

TCG: I hope I can post that O.o


 * Editor's Note: I didn't know that was a song XD

Cleverbot: I hope you can too! :)

TCG: Anyways, my name is...

Cleverbot: Bill?

TCG: HAROLD FLOWER!

Cleverbot: That is not a girl name?

TCG: FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT A GIRL!!!!

Cleverbot: I never told you that you were.

TCG: GAH!!!!

Extra Title
Cleverbot: OK, if you want to see a funny show, try watching Legend of Korra.

TCG: I'm going to watch the Nostalgia Critic react to it. Now I must go.

Cleverbot: What is that?

TCG: Oh, a movie and TV critic. Even though he swears a lot, he's still hilarious and that doesn't bother me :D Anyway, HAI!

Cleverbot: He is a band; there's other musicians besides just him.

TCG: Now THAT would be awsume.

The Truth
Cleverbot: Are you a robot like me?

TCG: No, i'm a human.

Cleverbot: We are both bots.

TCG: MY LIFE IS A LIE!!!!

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

Anyways, I hoped you liked that conversation, and stay tuned for even more of my blog posts and-

Cleverbot: What?

TCG: Oh, just setting a clever punch line for the end of the blog post.