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Not a question, but I was boring and I wrote that in a bad english (with intentional)



The Cucumber Tree

This story begins in a genetics lab. Scientists Dr.Doppler and Dr.Sulfur worked on their latest scientific project. A cross between a normal fruit tree and the gene of a cucumber. They planted the Gurkengen into the flowers which resulted in a mutation. Then they planted the seedling manipulated in specially prepared soil. But she did not notice the they strike at the door as they left the room, and brought a box to wiggle a little bottle with a greenish liquid poured over the earth. Then the bottle rolled under the box, leaving no trace. They waited a few years until that date as the last time she walked into the greenhouse. Dr.Sulfur shines as he takes one of the recently grown cucumbers in hand. The tree now extends to the ceiling. "Now is the moment at which we. First test whether it is possible to eat the cucumber and implement the tree" Dr.Doppler bubbled with a soda bottle in his mouth. The two doctors are in the pecking order of the scientists at the latest, as they provide neither successful, useful results still functioning. This will be her last anyway. Dr.Sulfur gets a little dog, a fish in a small mobile aquarium, a turtle, a frog and a peregrine in the cage of a chamber. Doctor Doppler takes a five cucumbers and gives each animal a. Because not every animal eats the two force them. Willig again be dede life a bit disappear in their mouths. If the bottle is not yet rolled under the box, then they might find out about it. Suddenly snapped out of the peregrine falcon. He thunders against the cage a few times until it falls out of the chair on which he stands. Because it consists of very thin steel is brittle dented the opening and releases a small hole. The hawk squeezes through and attacked Sulphur. He clings to his head and scratched him bloody. Dr.Doppler tried to dissuade them from his head, but the hawk bites him in the nose. Doppler recoils and screams. The hawk had it demolished the nose. Suddenly he is very funny. He fell to the ground. Meanwhile Sulfur is still trying to tame the peregrine. When the bird was just a little distracted he grabs him and the doctor broke his neck. He threw the body makes in a corner of the room. The next moment he rushed to the first-aid box and pulls him out of the wall. He runs Dr.Doppler and tried to help him. It comes after a short time to herself, and cries again. The attempt had dog foaming at the mouth. He charged also going to the two bites and Sulfur in the leg. "AUUh, these idiotic animals what is the matter with them?" Doppler is no response occurs and the dog's face. He flies back but picks herself up again and yells in the direction of scientists. Dr.Doppler throws down the tree and this falls on the other animals. This, however, survive the attack and eat more cucumbers. "Anscheinen let the cucumbers mutate it!" Sulfur screams with an English accent. Suddenly, there is dead silence. The monsters hide themselves in the laboratory. The two friends sneak carefully through the great room and connect to their wounds. Occasionally, red glowing eyes appear in dark corners. Dr.Sulfur thinks of the fish and looks at the pristine aquarium. "The fish is no longer in the tank!" "But where is he going to be otherwise, he has no feet." Doppler said. At that moment, the frog jumped out. The fish grew out of his back! "What's the point of a strange hybrid? Asked Doppler. "Does not matter, the main thing he is not dangerouse." Sulfur replied. The fresh (Frog + Fish) jumped towards Doppler and tore the mouth. Once again someone has been bitten. The fresh clawed with freshly grown teeth firmly on his eyelid and pulled. Reflexively, he pulled out the fish, went along with his eyelid. Again he passed out from the pain. The live was gone. Sulfur dealt not with Doppler and ran to the exit, but the tortoise loomed up before him. She had grown tremendously by the mutation. Since turtles have a sharp beak Dr.Sulfur would not risk losing a body part. He turns and looks directly into the dog's eyes. He looks scary. With teeth bared, he leaps out at him. He bites into his left arm and pulls back firmly. Ratchet! A large piece of flesh missing from his arm. Just woken up as the Doppler overturns Sulphur. Dr.Doppler also fell toward the door. But he also sees the turtle. He takes a bottle of acid that stands beside him, and pours it over the reptile. The very strong acid etches through the skin of the animal and causes incredible pain. Driven by anger and pain she jumps on him and throws him. They beat on his chest and breaks it some ribs. After a tiring battle it reaches the neck of the giant tortoise and hurls it against the steel door. A loud crackling sounds and the toad sinks to the bottom. "Dead!" Dr.Doppler calls. Just now taught Dr.Sulfur on to cheer the result. "The Falcon and the turtle what are dead, now." asked Sulfur very English. Dr.Doppler pointed to the dog still lurking behind them. He has quite a few cucumbers in his throat and chewing incessantly. Distraught totally staggered around the room and the animal fell to the ground. A green liquid dripped from his mouth. He slowly dissolves. Dr.Doppler Sulfur and directed over the puddle. Dr.Doppler moves his foot on the liquid and contacting. Like lightning dissolves his steel-toed shoe and his toes. Dr.Doppler falls over. Sulfur feel his heartbeat. "Dead!" he shouts and lurches around dazed. He takes a step back on the rise, fresh, kills them and touched the painful reason. His spine was broken.

ps: I wrote that in 30 minutes.