User blog comment:SQhi/The End is Nigh! Final Plans, Final Acts, and Final Words/@comment-3541956-20121220235108

I was thinking: when people say that the apocalypse will be at a certain time, what time zone are they thinking of? And how do we know the Mayans even knew about time zones? So, I got this idea of the most awesome apocalypse ever: a wave of fire that sweeps across the earth in a westerly direction at a speed of one time zone per hour. That way, it will be at the same time everywhere on the planet.