User:Takeshi64/Deklaswas's Journey

Deklaswas was called back to his home planet He had an important mission To conquer every planet and steal its dairy products

He flew around searching for days He finally reached the center of the Milky Way And arrived at the planet of the Space Cows

The Space Cows welcomed him with open arms For they were good friends with the mice That is, until Deklaswas came...

Deklaswas arrived at the Space Cow colony The Space Cows revered the great Cheese Moon However, Deklaswas saw the Cheese Moon as a tasty treat...

His small eyes began to expand "How do I get up there to see the Moon?" he asked The Space Cows looked at each other, thinking he wanted to see it up close.

They said, "The Cheese Moon is our greatest ally" We will tell you the coordinates of where you can honor him As they gave him the coordinates, Dek had a sly grin on his face

The Space Cows, however, didn't notice as he got into one of their special spaceships and flew to the coordinates. He landed, and sighed, inhaling the hot cheesy scent Falling face first into the Moon's giant craters

He munched and munched and munched The Moon kept sleeping, feeling a slight tickle on the side of his face After eating for hours, Dek felt bloated. "I'm going to need backup" he thought

By then, the Moon was reduced to a crescent The part of his mouth left uneaten let out a moan Deklaswas decided to take a break, and fell asleep on the Moon's eye.

Dek slept on the moon for several hours, resting after his great meal Suddenly the Space Cows saw the terrible problem that had befell their beloved moon They angrily sent a fleet of their best cow pilots to deal with the perpetrator

He woke suddenly to the blaring of space engines Putting his hands to his stomach, for he was very full, the Space Cows floated over and prepared to handcuff him. But that was when he lunged out of their grasp and tumbled forward.

Staggering slightly, Dek came to his senses Knowing nothing except that there was trouble behind him, he leaped behind a crater Seconds after calling the Mice Federation, his transmitter was confiscated and he was forced into custody

Deklaswas awoke in a cell, dazed for a moment He could hear a group of cows talking behind the walls. "This is even worse than when the chiseler came to visit last year," one of them said.

While the guards kept chatting about the prisoners they'd had over the years, Dek was frantically thinking to himself "What will happen to me?" "Will I ever escape this prison?"

"It is time," one of them announced. "We must force the prisoner to drink the remedy." A Space Cow entered the halls with a tray of canned drinks in his front hooves.

Dek was led out of his cell and into a cramped room A cabinet was opened, and in it was a pot full of glowing liquid As the door slammed shut and the glowing liquid was poured into the canned drinks, Dek gulped, sweating nervously.

A Space Cow plugged his nose Deklaswas, forced to breathe through his mouth, opened The liquid seeped in

He struggled for a few seconds, but slowed down He felt his brain clog up He struggled to put thoughts together, only to have them cut short by the ooze

Time seemed to accelerate, and the duration of his thoughts were reduced to mere blinks Until it all built up to a blanking halt Slowly, Deklaswas regained consciousness.

He gradually regained consciousness, the fuzziness in his vision slowly fading Only to have the hard metal his head was resting on crash into him as it trembled with the hull of the ship He saw mice scurrying around him and heard one yell, "WE'RE UNDER ATTAAACK!!"

"What's going on? Where am I?" Deklaswas asked the mice closest to him "We're members of the Mice Federation, here to rescue you," one answered. "The Space Cows have gone haywire!" another exclaimed. "It's like they think you were the cause of the destruction of their Moon. But everyone knows that it's the chiseler, right? Right?"