User:Takeshi64/The Saga of the Nitrome Boss

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== The Epic Saga of the Nitrome Boss ==

The Nitrome Boss is the tenth and last boss in [http://nitrome.wikia.com/wiki/Nitrome_Must_Die!!!! Nitrome Must Die]. He is the owner of Nitrome Towers, and therefore the leader of the harsh, unforgiving company. Although he is the leader of Nitrome, he is a terrible figure - a fat man who can barely fit in his suit - a representation of the evil company itself. He met his fate on a gruesome day, when the two boys, Austin Carter and Justin Bennet, frustrated with the long hours of toil at trying to beat the games the employees were forced to make, broke in and started a fierce duel with the snobby boss.

History
The Boss was the overall C.E.O of the Nitrome company, and was very, very rich. He was greedy and tortured his employees in horrible ways. But, when two frustrated dboys named Austin Carter and Justin Bennet invaded his room on the 100th floor of the Nitrome Towers, he retaliated at them, and attempted to stop them from taking over the building and destroying his company, which he led. Partway into the battle, the boss had suffered dearly, and called in some employees who assist him in the fight, but they are killed by the two boys. Then, after having been fighting for a while, where the boss tried time and time again to, the boys weakens the boss considerably. After being heavily weakened by Austin and Justin inside the building, the boss jumps into a giant robot machine, with the face of Cuboy on it.

Once inside the machine, he rockets through the ceiling (using the rocket boosters found on the feet of the Cuboy Machine), with the boys right on his tail. The boss and the two boys then duel it out on the roof of Nitrome Towers, with the boss firing blue bullets from the Cuboy Machine, Justin and Austin using the remaining ammo in their guns. Suddenly, a ammo box for a weapon named Bang!, drops from the sky. One of the boys picks it up and fires it, causing the Cuboy Machine and the whole building to explode. The bootom of the Cuboy machine explodes, and the top comes off to reveal an escape pod with a laser on it, and everyone on the roof falls down with the crumbling building.

The boys hop on falling pieces of debris, while shooting rockets at the boss, who is in his escape pod. The Boss defends himself by firing a blue laser at them, and as well tries to kill him. Austin and Justin finally disable the escape pod with their rockets, causing the escape pod with the boss inside it to crash on the ground. The boss survives the crash, but is then crushed by one of the falling "NITROME" letters that were on top of the building. Austin and Justin then takes all the boss's massive amount of money (which he tries to escape with), and they both become rich, deciding to start up on a game studio with the found money.

Cuboy Machine
The Cuboy Machine is a giant machine used by the boss on the Rooftop of Nitrome Towers, after the battle on the 100th floor. The Cuboy Machine is a giant robot like that has a body with the face of Cuboy, small pink feet with built in rocket boosters, and two hands, one which has a pink hand and another which has a cannon instead of a hand. Atop the body of the Cuboy Machine is a glass cockpit, where the Boss is located as well as part of the Escape Pod. The Cuboy Machine attack while on the Rooftop of Nitrome Towers by slowly moving to the other side, firing blue bullets out of its arm cannon.

Upon reaching one side, it will rocket up and begin firing a flurry of shots that go across all of the level, except underneath the Machine, the safe spot when this happens. The Cuboy Machine cannot be harmed at all throughout the level, only picking up the Bang gun and firing it is the only gun capable of harming and destroying the Machine. When the Cuboy Machine is destroyed, before exploding the face on it will flip to usual, to angry, to sad. After it explodes, the Boss escapes the top via the Escape Pod on the Cuboy Machine.

The Escape Pod
The Escape Pod is a machine used by the Nitrome Boss in the third part of the Boss battle. The Escape Pod is located inside the Cuboy Machine, and is partly visible, the glass cockpit being the visible part. The Boss exits the doomed Machine by using the Escape Pod, and then tries to escape the collapsing Nitrome Towers. The Escape Pod resembles a UFO, and has a half-sphere base with three pink circle like objects rotating around it. Attached to the bottom of the Escape Pod is a Laser, very similar to the one that shot a bird at the top of Nitrome Towers.

During the descent down Nitrome Towers, the Boss attacks by shooting his laser and using them in two different ways. Whenever he uses the laser, there is always a place for the player to safely hide. There are also a couple moments where the player can shoot at the boss for extended periods of time, without any damage dealt to himself. The Nitrome Boss's first way of using his laser is firing his laser, either horizontally left or right, and then moving vertically down, then up, or vice versa. His second way is to got to the top of the screen, fire his laser, and move his laser 180°, starting from either the left or right side of the screen and moving it to the opposite side. These are his only two attacks he uses.

The player and boss are plummeting as the player fights, dropping one floor per second. If the player's health is depleted, or the boss is still alive by the time they reach floor 1, the player will fall to the bottom of the tower and die, where the boss flies away unharmed. When the health for the Escape Pod is depleted, the boss plummets down to the ground in a heavily damaged escape pod, and as the letters N I T R O M and E fall down from the top of nitrome towers, he is crushed under the O, thus ending the life of one of the most cruel CEOs of any buisness on earth.

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